You know, I went to Long Joh's office.
Anda tahu, saya pergi ke kantor Long Joh.
I said, “Doctor, the pain is killing me.”
Saya berkata, “Dokter, sakitnya membunuh saya.”
I went to Long John's office.
Aku pergi ke kantor Long John.
I said, “Doctor, the pain is killing.”
Saya berkata, “Dokter, rasa sakitnya sedang membunuh.”
He said, “Don't worry, baby.
Dia berkata, “Jangan khawatir, sayang.
It's just your cavity needs a little filling.”
Hanya saja ronggamu butuh sedikit pengisian. “

He took out his trusty drill.
Dia mengambil latihan terpercayanya.
Told me to open wide.
Mengatakan padaku untuk membuka lebar.
He said he wouldn't hurt me,
Dia bilang dia tidak akan menyakitiku,
but he filled my whole inside.
tapi dia memenuhi seluruh isi hatiku.
Long John, Long John, don't you ever go away. No.
Long John, Long John, apa kau tidak pernah pergi. Tidak.
'Cause you thrill me when you drill me,
Karena Anda menggetarkan saya saat Anda mengebor saya,
and I don't need no novocain today.
dan aku tidak perlu noocain hari ini.

Oh, when he got done drilin' he said,
Oh, saat dia selesai drilin ‘katanya,
“Now, Miss Midler, that is going to cost you ten.”
“Nah, Miss Midler, itu akan menghabiskan biaya sepuluh.”
“I was prepared to pay twenty”
“Saya siap membayar dua puluh”
Yeah, yeah, when he got done drillin' he said,
Ya, ya, kalau sudah selesai drillin ‘katanya,
“Baby, that is going to cost you ten.
“Baby, itu akan menghabiskan biaya sepuluh.
But if it ever starts in to throbbing,
Tapi jika itu pernah mulai berdenyut,
come back and see old Long John
Kembalilah dan lihat lama John
again and again and again and again and again.
lagi dan lagi dan lagi dan lagi dan lagi.
Oh, yeah. Yow!
Oh ya. Yow!

“Long John. I sold my heart to Doctor Long John and I will never, never be the same. Oh, that's so heavy I just gotta lay back.”
“Long John, aku menjual hatiku kepada Dokter Long John dan aku tidak akan pernah, sama sekali tidak. Oh, itu sangat berat aku harus berbaring.”