My house … is filled with this crap
Rumahku … dipenuhi omong kosong ini
Shows up in bubble wrap
Menunjukkan bungkus gelembung
Most every day
Kebanyakan setiap hari
What I bought on eBay
Apa yang saya beli di eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Katakan padaku mengapa (aku butuh batu pet lain)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Katakan padaku mengapa (saya mendapat jam alarm Alf)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
Katakan padaku mengapa (saya menawar rambut palsu Shatner)
They had it on eBay
Mereka memilikinya di eBay

I'll buy … your knick-knack
Aku akan membeli … ketukanmu
Just check … my feedback
Cek saja … umpan balik saya
“A++!” they all say
“A ++!” mereka semua bilang
They love me on eBay
Mereka mencintaiku di eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Akan membeli (tas golf yang sedikit rusak)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
Akan membeli (beberapa Beanie Babies, baru dengan tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
(Dari beberapa orang) Saya belum pernah bertemu di Norwegia
Found him on eBay
Menemukannya di eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
Akulah tipe yang bertanggung jawab untuk berkik kamu
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Dengan dua detik tersisa untuk pergi, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
Punya Paypal atau Visa, apa yang akan saya tolong
As long as I've got the dough
Selama aku punya adonan

I'll buy … your tchotchkes
Aku akan membeli … tchotchkesmu
Sell me … your watch, please
Jual saya … jam tangan anda, silahkan
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy …)
Saya akan beli (saya akan beli, saya beli, saya beli …)
I'm highest bidder now
Aku penawar tertinggi sekarang

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(Junk terus berdatangan di pos)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Dari penjualan garasi di seluruh dunia) (asbak Duke Asbak Hazzard)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hei! Dukes Asbak Hazzard)
Oh yeah … (I bought it on eBay)
Oh iya … (saya membelinya di eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Mau beli (kotak makan PacMan Fever)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Mau beli (kasus kaus kaki tabung vintage)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
Mau beli (tisu yang digunakan oleh Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
(Ditemukan di eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
Mau beli (poster Farrah Fawcett itu)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Pez dispenser dan pemanggang roti)
(Don't know why … the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(Tidak tahu mengapa … jenis barang yang akan Anda buang)
(I'll buy on eBay)
(Saya akan membeli di eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
Apa yang saya beli di eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y