Lagu ini untuk Billy Clyde Tuggel. Saya harap Anda bisa sampai ke Tahiti suatu hari nanti.
— Spoken:
– Diucapkan:
“Play Ball!! (one, two, three, four)”
“Mainkan Bola !! (satu, dua, tiga, empat)”
“Where's my per diem? (Ladies and gentlemen, the Carl Reiner Band)”
“Di mana saya per diem? (Ladies and gentlemen, Carl Reiner Band)”
“Hey Bobby, where's the keys to the rent-a-car?”
“Hei Bobby, di mana kunci mobil sewaan?”
“Jimmy, Jimmy, can I open the show in Atlanta please?”
“Jimmy, Jimmy, bolehkah saya membuka acaranya di Atlanta?”
“Warning! Don't ever start a band!”
“Peringatan Jangan pernah memulai band!”
He worked hard all year, just wanted a few weeks alone
Dia bekerja keras sepanjang tahun, hanya ingin beberapa minggu saja
But his old lady's into modelin', she can't get away from a phone
Tapi wanita tua itu menjadi model, dia tidak bisa melepaskan diri dari telepon
Besides she bitches about the mosquitoes
Selain dia bitches tentang nyamuk
She says, “Down there there is nothing to do”
Dia berkata, “Di bawah sana tidak ada yang bisa dilakukan”
Her goddamn phone never stops ringin'
Telepon sialannya tidak pernah berhenti ringin ‘
He'll try the service in a day maybe two
Dia akan mencoba layanan ini dalam sehari mungkin dua
Well he's on his third drink before the wheels of the plane leave the ground
Baiklah dia minum ketiga sebelum roda pesawat meninggalkan tanah
Makin' points with the stewardess high over Long Island Sound
Makin ‘menunjuk pramugari yang tinggi di atas Long Island Sound
She's also spending some time on the island
Dia juga menghabiskan beberapa waktu di pulau itu
Too much city madness gives her the blues
Terlalu banyak kegilaan kota memberinya warna biru
They make a date to go dancin' and dinin'
Mereka membuat tanggal untuk pergi dancin ‘dan dinin’
It seems neither has that much to lose
Sepertinya tidak banyak yang kalah
Chorus:
Paduan suara:
The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
Cuaca di sini aku berharap kau cantik
My thoughts aren't too clear but don't run away
Pikiran saya tidak terlalu jelas tapi jangan lari
My girlfriend's a bore, my job is too dutiful
Pacar saya bosan, pekerjaan saya terlalu berbakti
Hell nobody's perfect would you like to play?
Neraka tidak ada yang sempurna yang ingin kamu mainkan?
I feel together today
Saya merasa bersama hari ini
Well now that's just the start of a well-deserved overdue binge
Nah, itu baru permulaan pesta pesta yang memang pantas
Meanwhile back in the city certain people are starting to cringe
Sementara kembali di kota orang-orang tertentu mulai ngeri
His lawyers are calling his parents
Pengacaranya memanggil orang tuanya
His girlfriend doesn't know what to think
Pacarnya tidak tahu harus berpikir apa
His partners are studying their options
Mitranya mempelajari pilihan mereka
He's just singin' and orderin' drinks
Dia hanya bernyanyi dan memesan minuman
Chorus:
Paduan suara:
The weather is here I wish you were beautiful
Cuaca di sini aku berharap kau cantik
The skies are too clear life's so easy today
Langit hari ini terlalu jernih begitu mudah hari ini
The beer is too cold, the daiquiri's too fruitiful
Bir terlalu dingin, daiquiri itu terlalu berbuah
No place like home when you're this far away
Tidak ada tempat seperti rumah saat Anda berada sejauh ini
I don't care what they say (I don't care)
Saya tidak peduli apa yang mereka katakan (saya tidak peduli)
He's goin' back to New York pack it up and let everyon
Dia kembali ke New York untuk mengaturnya dan membiarkan semuanya