Kickin ‘batu di jalan tanah tua
Feelin' d-dejected and all alone
Merasa tidak enak dan sendirian
When I looked up ahead thought my mind I'd blown
Ketika saya melihat ke depan berpikir bahwa pikiran saya telah meledak
On a giant toadstool sat a teeny tiny gnome
Pada payung raksasa duduk seekor gnome kecil mungil
He was all involved in a game of solitaire
Dia semua terlibat dalam permainan solitaire
Said “hello” with a smile just like I wasn't there
Said “halo” dengan senyum seperti aku tidak ada di sana
I kicked dirt some more
Aku menendang kotoran lagi
He said “please don't start a fight.”
Dia berkata “tolong jangan bertengkar dulu.”
Found a church key in his pocket, he opened up his pipe
Menemukan kunci gereja di sakunya, dia membuka pipanya
He blew some silver circles,
Dia meniup beberapa lingkaran perak,
Wound his fingers in his beard
Luka jemarinya di janggutnya
And from that pipe came magic music
Dan dari pipa itu muncul musik sulap
Like I'd never heard
Seperti yang belum pernah kudengar
As the notes came floatin' in I pricked up both my ears
Sebagai catatan datang floatin ‘di aku menusuk kedua telingaku
I walked up to the drive-in, hadn't felt so starved in years
Aku berjalan ke drive-in, tidak merasa begitu kelaparan selama bertahun-tahun
A rabbit waiter took my order and quickly disappeared
Seorang pelayan kelinci mengambil pesanan saya dan dengan cepat menghilang
He said “the party's over,
Dia mengatakan “pesta berakhir,
Please come back in a thousand years.”
Tolong kembali seribu tahun lagi. “