Ibu mabuk dan Ayah mabuk di pesta Natal kita
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Kami minum sampanye sampanye dan eggnog buatan sendiri
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
Adik perempuan membawa pacar barunya
He was a Mexican
Dia orang Meksiko
We didn’t know what to think of him until he sang
Kami tidak tahu apa yang harus dipikirkannya sampai dia bernyanyi
Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad
Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
Brother Ken membawa anak-anaknya bersamanya
The three from his first wife Lynn
Ketiganya dari istri pertamanya Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Dan dua kembar identik dari istri keduanya Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Tentu saja dia membawa istri barunya Kay
Who talks all about AA
Siapa yang berbicara tentang AA?
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
Merokok saat stereo memutar Noel, Noel
The First Noel
Noel pertama
Carve the Turkey
Ukir Turki
Turn the ball game on
Hidupkan permainan bola
Mix margaritas when the eggnog’s gone
Campur margarita saat eggnog hilang
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
Kirimkan seseorang ke Toko Quickpak
We need some ice and an extension chord
Kita membutuhkan es dan akord ekstensi
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
Sekaleng saus kacang dan beberapa Ritus Diet
A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
Kotak tampon, Marlboro Lights
Haleluja everybody say Cheese
Haleluja semua orang mengatakan Keju
Merry Christmas from the family
Selamat Natal dari keluarga
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
Fred dan Rita pergi dari Harlingen
I can’t remember how I’m kin to them
Saya tidak ingat bagaimana saya menjadi keluarga mereka
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
Tapi saat mereka mencoba pasang motornya di rumah
They blew our Christmas lights
Mereka meniup lampu Natal kita
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
Sepupu David tahu apa yang salah
So we all waited out on our front lawn
Jadi kami semua menunggu di halaman depan kami
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
Dia melemparkan sebuah pemutus dan lampu menyala
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night
Dan kami menyanyikan Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Ukir kalkun putar permainan bola
Make Bloody Mary’s
Buat Bloody Mary’s
Cause We All Want One!
Karena Kita Semua Ingin Satu!
Send somebody to the Stop ‘N Go
Kirim seseorang ke Stop ‘N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
Kita membutuhkan seledri dan sekaleng salju palsu
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
Sekantong lemon dan beberapa Sprite Diet
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Sekotak tampon, beberapa Lampu Salem
Haleluja, everybody say cheese
Haleluja, semua orang bilang keju
Merry Christmas from the Family
Selamat Natal dari Keluarga