You know, I was talking to my friend Desdemoda the other day. She runs the space station and bait shop down near Boomtown. she told me that human beings were flawed individuals. That the cosmic baker took us out of the oven a little too early. That's why we're all so crazy. And I believe it. Take for example when your go to the movies anymore. They try to sell you this big jumbo-sized drink. That's eight extra ounces of watered-down Cherry Coke for twenty-five cents, I don't want it. I don't want that much organization in my life. I don't want other people thinking for me! I want my Junior Mints! Where did Junior Mints go at the movies? I don't want a twelve pound Nesley Crunch for twenty-five dollars! I want Junior Mints! We need more fruitcakes in this world! Less bakers! We need people that care! I'm made as hell! And I don't wanna take it anymore!
Anda tahu, saya sedang berbicara dengan teman saya Desdemoda tempo hari. Dia mengelola stasiun luar angkasa dan toko umpan di dekat Boomtown. Dia mengatakan kepada saya bahwa manusia adalah individu yang cacat. Bahwa tukang roti kosmis membawa kami keluar dari oven sedikit terlalu dini. Itu sebabnya kita semua sangat gila. Dan aku percaya itu. Ambil contoh saat Anda pergi ke bioskop lagi. Mereka mencoba menjual minuman seukuran jumbo ini. Itu delapan ons Coke Coke encer untuk dua puluh lima sen, aku tidak menginginkannya. Saya tidak menginginkan banyak organisasi dalam hidup saya. Saya tidak ingin orang lain memikirkan saya! Saya ingin Junior Mint saya! Darimana Junior Mint pergi di bioskop? Aku tidak ingin dua belas pound Nesley Crunch seharga dua puluh lima dolar! Saya ingin Junior Mints! Kita butuh lebih banyak kue buah di dunia ini! Kurang tukang roti! Kita membutuhkan orang yang peduli! Saya dibuat sebagai neraka Dan aku tidak ingin mengambilnya lagi!
Fruitcakes in the kitchen
Fruitcakes di dapur
Fruitcakes on the street
Fruitcakes di jalan
Struttin' naked through the cross-walk
Struttin ‘telanjang melalui cross-walk
In the middle of the week
Di tengah minggu
Half-baked cookies in the oven
Kue setengah matang di oven
Half-baked people on the bus
Orang setengah matang di dalam bus
There's a little bit of fruitcake
Ada sedikit kue buah
Left in every one of us
Kiri di setiap kita
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Paradise! Lost and found
Firdaus! Hilang dan ditemukan
Paradise! Take a look around
Firdaus! Lihatlah sekeliling
I was out in California
Saya sedang berada di California
Where I hear they have it all
Dimana saya mendengar mereka memiliki semuanya
They got riots, fires, and mudslides
Mereka mendapat kerusuhan, kebakaran, dan tanah longsor
They got sushi in the mall
Mereka punya sushi di mal
Water bars, Brontonsaurs
Bar air, Brontonsaur
Chinese modern lust
Haus modern Cina
Shake and bake life with a quake
Kocok dan panggang hidup dengan gempa
The secret's in the crust
Rahasia di kerak bumi
Speakin' of fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?
Speakin ‘kue buah, bagaimana dengan pemerintah?
Your tax dollars at work
Uang pajak Anda di tempat kerja
We lost our Martian rocket ship
Kami kehilangan kapal roket Mars kami
The high paid spokesman said
Juru bicara bayaran tinggi tersebut mengatakan
Looks like that silly rocket ship
Tampak seperti kapal roket konyol itu
Has lost it's cone shaped head
Telah kehilangan kepala berbentuk kerucut itu
We spent ninety jillion dollars
Kami menghabiskan sembilan puluh juta dolar
Trying to get a look at Mars
Mencoba melihat Mars
I hear universal laughter
Aku mendengar tawa universal
Ringing out among the stars
Dering di antara bintang-bintang
Fruitcakes in the galaxy
Fruitcakes di galaksi
Fruitcakes on the earth
Fruitcakes di bumi
Struttin' naked towards eternity
Struttin ‘telanjang menuju keabadian
We've been that way since birth
Kita sudah seperti itu sejak lahir
Half-baked cookies in the oven
Kue setengah matang di oven
Half-baked people on the bus
Orang setengah matang di dalam bus
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