Gitar Ray pecah. Tidak, kita tidak akan bermain Rawhide, tidak akan memainkan apapun.
We'll play the theme from the Dinah Shore show.
Kami akan memainkan tema dari pertunjukan Dinah Shore.
Who wants to be Dinah Shore? Who's alter-ego is Dinah Shore?
Siapa yang mau menjadi Dinah Shore? Siapa alter-ego adalah Dinah Shore?
Oh, his fists didn't go up so quickly this time. Yawn…yawn..yawn.
Oh, tinjunya tidak naik begitu cepat kali ini. Yawn … menguap..yawn.
Put those headphones on, it's be-bop time.
Letakkan headphone-nya, ini saatnya.
I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in Portland.
Saya ingin menceritakan sebuah cerita tentang terakhir kali saya berada di Portland.
The night before we played at the Long Goodbye.
Malam sebelum kami bermain di Long Goodbye.
I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night.
Aku sedang berjalan di jalan sekitar pukul 10.30 malam.
A lot of people go to bed around here at 10:30 at night.
Banyak orang tidur sekitar pukul 10.30 malam.
And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this
Dan yah, saya sedang berjalan seiring saat tiba-tiba atlet ini dalam hal ini
bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires,
pickup biru cerah melaju. Lampu KC, ban traktor,
everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for some dumb rich kid,
semuanya tapi CB. Mobil itu adalah mobil Hot Wheels seukuran manusia untuk anak-anak kaya,
right. Well, they drove up to me
kanan. Nah, mereka melaju sampai ke saya
and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, “Hey, faggot,”
dan mereka meneriakkan anak-anak kaya bodoh yang biasanya berteriak, “Hei, homo,”
and showered me with some water.
dan menyiramku dengan sedikit air.
So, I stood there thinking, what a bunch of fuckheads and picked up a rock.
Jadi, saya berdiri di sana sambil berpikir, sekumpulan fuckheads dan mengambil batu karang.
Now, I waited, walked down about a block to
Sekarang, saya menunggu, berjalan turun sekitar satu blok ke
where the Kentucky Fried Chicken is, on Burnside,
dimana Kentucky Fried Chicken berada, di Burnside,
and sure enough they drove around again.
dan tentu saja mereka melaju lagi.
They said, “Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's?” I said,
Mereka berkata, “Hei, homo, di mana McDonald’s terdekat?” Saya bilang,
“I don't know” and they squirted me again.
“Saya tidak tahu” dan mereka menyemprotkan saya lagi.
So I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their giant Hot Wheels car.
Jadi saya melempar batu itu dan memasang penyok ukuran bagus di mobil Hot Wheels raksasa mereka.
They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department store,
Mereka terhuyung-huyung berhenti di tempat parkir beberapa department store,
who's name I don't remember, it's up the street from Fred Meyer,
siapa nama yang tidak kuingat, di jalan dari Fred Meyer,
and they got out their clubs and they ran after me, yelling,
dan mereka keluar dari klub mereka dan mereka mengejarku, berteriak,
“We're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot, we're gonna kill you,
“Kita akan membunuhmu, kamu sialan homo, kita akan membunuhmu,
you motherfucker.”
kamu bajingan
So I got in a phonebooth by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Burnside,
Jadi saya masuk phonebooth oleh Kentucky Fried Chicken di Burnside,
held my legs straight out like this so they couldn't open the door
Pegang kaki saya lurus seperti ini sehingga mereka tidak bisa membuka pintu
to the phonebooth. So they began charging the phonebooth,
ke phonebooth Jadi mereka mulai mengisi phonebooth,
beating on it with their club, yelling,
memukulinya dengan klub mereka, berteriak,
“We're gonna kill you, you motherfucker, we're gonna kill you,
“Kita akan membunuhmu, kamu bajingan, kita akan membunuhmu,
you god damn faggot.” I just looked at
Kamu sialan homo. “Aku hanya melihat