It was a nasty place
Itu adalah tempat yang buruk
There was a mess
Ada kekacauan
whereever you stepped
dimanapun kamu melangkah
Where chaos reigned and
Dimana kekacauan memerintah dan
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
gempa bumi dan gunung berapi tidak pernah tidur

And then along came Zeus
Dan kemudian datanglah Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
Dia melempar petirnya
He zapped
Dia meraba-raba
Locked those suckers in a vault
Mengunci pengisap itu di lemari besi
They’re trapped
Mereka terjebak
And on his own stopped
Dan dia sendiri berhenti
chaos in its tracks
kekacauan di jalurnya
And that’s the gospel truth
Dan itulah kebenaran Injil
The guy was too type A to just relax
Pria itu juga tipe A untuk bersantai saja

And that’s the world’s first dish
Dan itulah hidangan pertama di dunia
Zeus tamed the globe
Zeus menjinakkan dunia
while still in his youth
sementara masih di masa mudanya
Though, honey, it may seem imposs’ble
Padahal, sayang, itu mungkin tampak imposs’ble
That’s the gospel truth
Itulah kebenaran Injil

On Mt. Olympus life was neat and
Di gunung Kehidupan Olympus pun rapi dan
Smooth as sweet vermough
Halus seperti vermough yang manis
Though, honey, it may seem imposs’ble
Padahal, sayang, itu mungkin tampak imposs’ble
That’s the gospel truth
Itulah kebenaran Injil