The great dane is too tall
Dane yang besar terlalu tinggi
Chihuahuas are too small
Chihuahuas terlalu kecil
But the dog that I like to quell lonely nights
Tapi anjing yang saya suka untuk memadamkan malam kesepian
Well the Duchhound is best of all
Nah, Duchhound terbaik dari semuanya
Cos he is longer, and he's thin
Cos dia lebih panjang, dan dia kurus
He loves to let me in
Dia suka membiarkan saya masuk
His eyes swell with love he fits like a glove
Matanya membengkak karena cinta ia cocok seperti sarung tangan
And that's way he's mans best friend.
Dan begitulah cara dia berteman baik.

I fuck dogs, he fucks dogs
Aku fuck anjing, dia fucks anjing
We fuck dogs, they fuck dogs,
Kita bercinta anjing, mereka bercinta anjing,
We all fuck dogs in the park
Kita semua bercinta anjing di taman
She fucks dogs, she fucks dogs,
Dia menetas anjing, dia menetas anjing,
She fucks dogs, she fucks dogs
Dia menetas anjing, dia menetas anjing
We all fuck dogs in the park
Kita semua bercinta anjing di taman

He's got bed bugs, tciks and nits
Dia punya bed bugs, tciks dan nits
And he scrathes then I itch.
Dan dia menggaruk lalu aku gatal.
But the kennel is cramped, and though he's a scamp
Tapi kennelnya sempit, dan meski dia scamp
Life with a dog is a bitch
Hidup dengan anjing itu menyebalkan

You'll never be alone
Kamu tidak akan sendiri
If you give the dog a bone.
Jika Anda memberi anjing itu tulang.
I'm not weird, we don't kiss, but the problem is this,
Aku tidak aneh, kita tidak mencium, tapi masalahnya begini,
His bark (ruff, ruff, ruff,, ruff, ruff, ruff)
Kulitnya (ruff, ruff, ruff ,, ruff, ruff, ruff)
Is worse than his bute.
Lebih buruk dari ceritanya.

I fuck dogs
Aku fuck anjing
In the park
Di Taman
After dark
Setelah gelap
When the moon is up high in the sky
Saat bulan naik tinggi di langit
And I'm not…..proud. (Arooooo)
Dan pun biaswawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaaswawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa (Arooooo)