For the first few weeks of their relationship,
Selama beberapa minggu pertama hubungan mereka,
They made love four or five times a night
Mereka bercinta empat atau lima kali dalam semalam
They were really turned on for a while
Mereka benar-benar dinyalakan untuk sementara waktu

Then, to heighten their passion,
Kemudian, untuk meningkatkan gairah mereka,
They bought sex books:
Mereka membeli buku seks:
The Joy of Sex,
Joy of Sex,
The Sensuous Couple
Pasangan Sensuous
The Joy of Sex Part Two,
Joy of Sex Bagian Kedua,
The Kama Sutra,
Kama Sutra,
Even Yet Still More Joy of Sex
Meski begitu, masih banyak sukacita seks
Popular Mechanics,
Mekanika Populer,
Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker
Anything
Apa pun

They tried as many positions as they were capable of
Mereka mencoba sebanyak mungkin posisi mereka
Physically
Secara fisik
Physically
Secara fisik
Physically
Secara fisik
They were really turned on for a while
Mereka benar-benar dinyalakan untuk sementara waktu

Then, to heighten their passion,
Kemudian, untuk meningkatkan gairah mereka,
They bought sex toys:
Mereka membeli mainan seks:
Ben Wah Balls,
Ben Wah Balls,
French Ticklers
Ticklers Perancis
Nipple clamps,
Klem puting,
Cock Rings
Cincin kokang
Whips and Chains and Bondage gear
Whips dan Chains dan Bondage gear
Bowling Balls,
Bola Bowling,
Dildos,
Dildos,
Vibrators
Vibrator
Watermelons
Semangka
Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty
Patung Peringatan Liberty
Anything
Apa pun
They were really turned on for a while
Mereka benar-benar dinyalakan untuk sementara waktu

They set up a video camera and taped themselves having sex
Mereka memasang kamera video dan merekam diri mereka berhubungan seks
Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex
Kemudian mereka menontonnya di VCR sambil melakukan seks lebih banyak
Then, to heighten their passion,
Kemudian, untuk meningkatkan gairah mereka,
Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends
Gary menempelkan Melissa berhubungan seks dengan beberapa temannya
And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends
Dan Melissa menempelkan Gary berhubungan seks dengan beberapa temannya
Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex
Kemudian mereka menontonnya di VCR sambil melakukan seks lebih banyak
They were really turned on
Mereka benar-benar dihidupkan

As the years went by,
Seiring berjalannya waktu,
Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community
Gary dan Melissa menjadi anggota terhormat komunitas mereka
Although they never married,
Meski mereka tidak pernah menikah,
Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block
Hubungan mereka melampaui semua pernikahan di blok mereka
And they never fought,
Dan mereka tidak pernah bertengkar,
Except to heighten their passion
Kecuali untuk meningkatkan gairah mereka
They had made an agreement that when one of them died,
Mereka telah membuat kesepakatan bahwa ketika salah satu dari mereka meninggal,
The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse,
Yang lain akan terus hidup dan bercinta dengan jenazah,
But as luck would have it,
Tapi seperti keberuntungan,
They were both killed in a freak accident
Mereka berdua terbunuh dalam kecelakaan aneh
And died at the exact same moment, holding hands
Dan meninggal pada saat yang sama, berpegangan tangan