He said he'd be here at seven
Dia bilang dia akan berada di sini pukul tujuh
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Tapi baru pukul 7:35 (sudah?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
Di sini, di Brockton, Mass,
I got my thumb in my ass
Aku punya ibu jari di pantatku
Mamma's combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Mamma menyisir sarang lebah besar (Celtics)

Where the fuck is he?
Dimana dia?
Where the fuck is he?
Dimana dia?

The bitch doesn't even bother calling
Pelacur itu bahkan tidak repot-repot menelepon
Even though it's 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
Meskipun pukul 7:44 (saya tertidur, pally)
I'm feeling kinda antsy
Aku merasa agak gelisah
Mamma's getting fancy
Mamma semakin mewah
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
Memintal kembali pompadour basah (Red Sox)

He said he'd be here at seven
Dia bilang dia akan berada di sini pukul tujuh
It's closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin' the 'stache, kid)
Ini mendekati pukul 8:01 (Trimmin ‘the’ stache, kid)
Me lookin' like a sap
Aku terlihat seperti getah
In a wool knit cap
Dalam topi rajut wol
Mamma's next move is a bun (fuckin' Patriots)
Langkah selanjutnya Mamma adalah sanggul (sialan ‘Patriots)

Where the fuck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Dimana dia? (Celana saya masih di dryer, dude)
Where the fuck is he? (I couldn't find my fuckin' snowboots, pal)
Dimana dia? (Saya tidak bisa menemukan snowboots sialan saya, sobat)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Saya berharap saya memiliki mobil (Huge, mabuk besar)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
Oh, tidak (hujan es besar-besaran, hujan es besar-besaran, masif)

That stupid little punk
Itu punk kecil bodoh
He's probably fuckin' drunk
Dia mungkin sialan ‘mabuk
I bet he drank a case
Aku yakin dia minum sebuah kasus
Wanna pop him in the face right now
Ingin pop dia di wajah sekarang
Mamma's eyebrow
Alis Mamma

Wicked good
Asli dalam Inggris
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Jahat baik (Oh, ALLAH)
Wicked good
Asli dalam Inggris
Wicked good (Fuck yeah)
Jahat baik (Persetan ya)
Wicked good
Asli dalam Inggris
Wicked good (Pisser?)
Jahat baik (Pisser?)

Well my friend is still a no-show
Nah teman saya masih no-show
And I'm getting fucking pissed (Why?)
Dan aku menjadi sangat kesal (Kenapa?)
Cause I could've gone with Charlie
Karena aku bisa pergi bersama Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Di sisi Harley-nya
Mamma's on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!)
Mamma di telepon dengan stylist (Fuck Charlie!)

So I guess I ain't going out tonight
Jadi saya kira saya tidak akan keluar malam ini
Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)
Sebab digit mengatakan 12:09 (Shit-faced)
But call the operator
Tapi panggil operator
Cause one perm later
Penyebab satu perm nanti
Mamma's hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Rambut Mamma pasti terlihat baik-baik saja (Heffenreffer !!!)

Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny joke!)
Dimana dia? (Ah, ha ha! Ayah tiri saya menceritakan lelucon lucu saya!)
Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though)
Dimana dia? (Ah, ha ha! Aku lupa itupun)

I wish I had a car
Kuharap aku punya mobil
I wish I had a car (
Aku berharap aku punya mobil