Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Orang tua di teras belakang, orang tua di teras belakang
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Orang tua di teras belakang, dan orang tua itu adalah aku
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Orang tua di teras belakang, orang tua di teras belakang
Old man on the back porch, and that…..
Orang tua di teras belakang, dan itu …..

Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow

Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Punya dua tali di pangkuanku, total liburan subsonik
Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription
Punya ayam di drum, tiriskan resep yang sempurna
Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Mendapat dua puluh cacing kecil, semua dimasukkan ke amplifikasi
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
Mendapat lima belas ratus bass drum luggin ‘monyet bermata bug
All arriving at the station
Semua tiba di stasiun

Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Orang tua di teras belakang, orang tua di teras belakang
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Orang tua di teras belakang, dan orang tua itu adalah aku
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Orang tua di teras belakang, orang tua di teras belakang
Old man on the back porch, and that…..
Orang tua di teras belakang, dan itu …..

Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa
Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa

(Chris and Dave's part sung at the same time)
(Bagian Chris dan Dave dinyanyikan pada saat bersamaan)

Chris:
Chris:
I'm sittin' on the back porch, kickin' my legs back, rockin in my rockin'
Aku duduk di teras belakang, menendang kaki saya kembali, rockin di rockin saya ‘
chair,Just sittin' there. On the little back porch it's about to fall apart
kursi, hanya duduk di sana Di teras belakang kecil itu akan berantakan
So I think I might repair it, just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it
Jadi saya pikir saya bisa memperbaikinya, sama seperti saya memikirkan perbaikannya
Some little friends come along with some two-string, one string
Beberapa teman kecil datang bersama dengan dua senar, satu senar
No string guitars (Hey Chris wanna jam?), and they plug
Tidak ada gitar string (Hey Chris mau macet?), Dan mereka pasang
Them all into the back porch, and they sit around playing all their
Mereka semua ke teras belakang, dan mereka duduk-duduk bermain semua
favorite songs And kickin back, feelin' real good, real fine, real full of
lagu favorit Dan kickin kembali, feelin ‘real good, real fine, real full of
the wine
anggur
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great
Dan semuanya baik-baik saja, semuanya indah, semuanya hebat
And I just feel so good, you know I'm seventy years old and
Dan aku merasa sangat baik, tahu umurku tujuh puluh tahun
I'm slurpin' everything through a straw
Aku slurpin ‘semuanya melalui sedotan

Dave:
Dave:
I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a
Aku duduk di teras belakang hanya makan puding cokelat melalui a
straw
Sedotan
And I heated it up on a little sterno stove, tastes just like a warm body
Dan aku memanaskannya di kompor sterno kecil, rasanya seperti tubuh yang hangat
fluid goin' down, little players com
cairan turun, pemain kecil com