I drank a case of whiskey
Aku minum sebutir wiski
And you looked like Jeanine Jizm
Dan Anda tampak seperti Jeanine Jizm
I drank another case of whiskey
Aku minum wiski lagi
And you looked like Roseanne Barr
Dan Anda mirip Roseanne Barr

You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up
Anda harus melakukan pemerkosaan jelek, jadi saya memukul Anda
When I looked at you, I had to throw up
Saat aku melihatmu, aku harus muntah

I drank a case of whiskey
Aku minum sebutir wiski
And you looked like Sheila Micheals
Dan kau tampak seperti Sheila Micheals
I drank another case of everclear
Saya minum satu lagi kasus everclear
And you looked like Ileana Douglas
Dan Anda terlihat seperti Ileana Douglas