Lubang Fishin ‘
Fishin' hole,
Earnest T.,
Earnest T.,
Gedung pengadilan,
Courthouse,
Opie,
Opie,
Goober Pyle,
Goober Pyle,
Gomer Pyle, (Golllllly!)
Gomer Pyle, (Golllllly!)

Bibi Bea di dapur,
Aunt Bea in the kitchen,
Acar buruk,
Lousy pickles,
Teman baik ayam,
Good friend chicken,
Helen Crump,
Helen Crump,
Otis mabuk,
Otis drunk,
Toko Fixit Emmett
Emmett's Fixit Shop

Penjahat akan datang ke kota,
Criminals would come to town,
Fearsless Fife melacak mereka,
Fearless Fife tracks 'em down,
Matanya akan muncul,
His eye would pop,
Senjatanya akan turun,
His gun would drop,
Dia polisi TV favorit
He's a favorite TV cop

Kami mencintai Barney Fife …
We love Barney Fife…
Dia adalah Wakil Mayberry
He's the Deputy of Mayberry
Kami mencintai Barney Fife …
We love Barney Fife…
Dia menjunjung hukum dengan Opie’s pa
He upholds the law with Opie's pa

Floyd si tukang cukur cuttin ‘
Floyd the barber cuttin' hair,
Howard Sprague,
Howard Sprague,
Kursi tukang cukur,
Barber chair,
Pekerjaan Barney tidak pernah dilakukan,
Barney's job is never done,
Hukum dan ketertiban ada dalam darahnya,
Law and order's in his blood,
Senapannya yang goyah siap melayani Anda,
His shaky gun is at your service,
Penjahat Catchin membuatnya gugup,
Catchin' crooks makes him nervous,
Pejuang Thelma Lou,
Thelma Lou's offical stud,
Nip itu
Nip it
Nip itu sejak awal
Nip it in the bud
(Ini adalah Wakil Fife speakin ‘
(This is Deputy Fife speakin'
Dan aku bersenjata !!!)
And I'm armed!!!)

Andy memainkan gitarnya,
Andy plays the guitar,
Barney di skuad mobil,
Barney's in the squad car,
Mengemudi kacang Mayberry,
Driving Mayberry nuts,
Dia adalah penegak hukum klutz
He's law enforcement klutz

Tiket menulis semua orang,
Ticket writing everyone,
Dia punya satu peluru untuk pistolnya,
He's got one bullet for his gun,
Orang jahat sedang dalam pelarian,
Bad guys are on the run,
Buku Barney mereka
Book 'em Barney
Pembunuhan satu!
Murder one!

Kami mencintai Barney Fife …
We love Barney Fife…
Dia adalah Wakil Mayberry …
He's the Deputy of Mayberry…
Andy Griffith adalah hidup kita
Andy Griffith is our life
(Ya ya ya),
(Yeah yeah yeah),
Saat acara selesai
When the show is done
Kita akan menonton yang lain
We'll watch another one
(Re-run, re-run, re-run)
(Re-run, re-run, re-run)
KITA SUKA BARNEY FIFE!
WE LOVE BARNEY FIFE!