Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X)
Nenek, apa kamu baik-baik saja, kamu baik-baik saja, nenek? (4X)

Granny's not an old maid, She's a zealot, with a bold faith
Nenek bukan pembantu tua, Dia orang fanatik, dengan iman yang berani
She's a kind-hearted widow, and she bought you, a Nintendo, last week
Dia seorang janda yang baik hati, dan dia membelikan Anda, Nintendo, minggu lalu
You came into her apartment, left the mud stains, on the carpet
Anda masuk ke apartemennya, meninggalkan noda lumpur, di atas karpet
And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you
Dan kemudian dia berlari ke kamar tidur, dia berlutut, itu untukmu
Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby
Nenek suka merenda, dan helipad, dan mengutip Dear Abby
Granny causes road rage, in slow lanes, she's no Andretti
Granny menyebabkan kemarahan di jalan, di jalur lambat, dia bukan Andretti
Granny's got the whole day, to go pray, for all her family
Nenek punya sepanjang hari, berdoa, untuk seluruh keluarganya
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmamma
Anda telah terkena, Anda telah diserang oleh, nenek halus

she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made
Dia masuk ke lorong, hari itu hari Minggu, membuat makanan ringan
Then the book of Revelation, was the topic, of conversation
Kemudian kitab Wahyu, adalah topik pembicaraan
Granny says you know babe, the Lord say, in verse 3:20
Nenek bilang kau tahu sayang, Tuhan katakan, di ayat 3:20
He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste, a moment honey
Dia berdiri di ambang pintu, jadi jangan sia-siakan, sebentar sayang
And you gotta go pray, or else babe, you won't gain entry
Dan Anda harus berdoa, atau jika tidak, Anda tidak akan masuk
Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray Granny
Kemudian Anda memberitahunya dengan baik, saya ingin diselamatkan, saya akan sholat Nenek

Granny told you OK, first you tell Him, that you're sorry
Nenek memberitahumu baik-baik saja, pertama kau katakan padanya, bahwa kau menyesal
Believe He died or your sins though
Percayalah bahwa dia telah mati atau dosa-dosamu
And accept, Him and repento — Whammy!
Dan terima, Dia dan repento – Whammy!
He came into your heart then, you were prostrate, on the carpet
Dia masuk ke dalam hatimu saat itu, kamu sujud, di atas karpet
Then she ran you to the next room
Lalu dia mengantarmu ke kamar sebelah
You were sat down, there was more food
Anda duduk, ada lebih banyak makanan
Granny karaokes, to old tapes, of Sandi Patty
Nenek karaoke, rekaman lama, dari Sandi Patty
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama
Anda telah terkena, Anda telah diserang oleh, seorang grandmama yang baik

(BRIDGE)
(JEMBATAN)

Granny had a roast made, and potatoes, that were homemade
Nenek panggang, dan kentang, itu buatan sendiri
And she buys Poppin' Fresh Dough
Dan dia membeli Adonan Segar Poppin
So she baked you, some crescent rolls, lets eat!
Jadi dia memanggang Anda, beberapa gulungan sabit, mari makan!
You came into her apartment, and the blessings, only started
Anda datang ke apartemennya, dan restu, baru mulai
And then your Granny took and fed you
Dan Nenekmu mengambil dan memberimu makan
You were stuffed now; it was her food
Kamu sudah kenyang sekarang; itu adalah makanannya
Granny brought you cold grapes, and poached eggs, and bowls of candy
Nenek membawa Anda anggur dingin, dan telur rebus, dan mangkuk permen
Granny brought you milks
Nenek membawa Anda susu