The first, first constipated man
Yang pertama, penderita sembelit pertama
Was Cain, he wasn't Abel
Apakah Kain, dia bukan Abel
Thr first, first constipated man
Thr pertama, orang konstipasi pertama
Was Caim, he wasn't Abel
Apakah Caim, dia bukan Abel

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The second, second, constipated man
Yang kedua, kedua, sembelit
Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass
Bileam, dia tidak bisa menggerakkan pantatnya
The second, second, constipated man
Yang kedua, kedua, sembelit
Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass
Bileam, dia tidak bisa menggerakkan pantatnya

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(cho):

The thied, third, constipated man
Orang ketiga yang mengalami konstipasi
Was Moses, he took two tablets
Apakah Musa, dia mengambil dua tablet
The third, third, constipated man
Ketiga, ketiga, sembelit
Was Moses, he took two tablets
Apakah Musa, dia mengambil dua tablet

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(cho):

The fourth, fourth, constipated man
Orang keempat, keempat, sembelit
Was Solomon, he sat for forty years
Apakah Salomo, dia duduk selama empat puluh tahun
The fourth, fourth, constipated man
Orang keempat, keempat, sembelit
Was Solomon, he sat for forty years
Apakah Salomo, dia duduk selama empat puluh tahun

(cho):
(cho):

The fifth, fifth, constipated man
Orang kelima, kelima, sembelit
Was Samson, he brought the house down
Apakah Simson, dia membawa rumah itu ke bawah
The fifth, fifth constipated man
Orang kelima yang kelima sembelit
Was Samson, he brought the house down
Apakah Simson, dia membawa rumah itu ke bawah

(actually, there were six:
(sebenarnya, ada enam:
The sixth, sixth, constipated man
Pria ke enam, keenam, konstipasi
Was Titus. His name speaks for itself)
Apakah Titus. Namanya berbicara untuk dirinya sendiri)