Setan memberiku sebuah taco
And it made me really sick
Dan itu membuat saya benar-benar sakit
The chicken was all raw
Ayam itu semua mentah
And the grease was mighty thick
Dan minyaknya sangat tebal
The rice was all rancid
Beras itu semua tengik
And the beans were so hard
Dan kacangnya begitu keras
I was gettin' kinda dizzy
Aku agak pusing
Eatin' all the lard
Makan semua lemak babi
There was aphids on the lettuce
Ada kutu daun di selada
And I ate every one
Dan saya makan setiap orang
And after I was done
Dan setelah aku selesai
The salsa melted off my tongue
Salsa meleleh dari lidahku
Pieces of tortilla
Potongan tortilla
Got stuck in my throat
Tertahan di tenggorokanku
And stains on my clothes
Dan noda pada baju saya
Burned a hole through my coat
Membakar lubang melalui mantel saya
My stomach was trembling
Perutku gemetar
And I broke out in a rash
Dan saya pecah dengan ruam
I was so dry an thirsty
Saya sangat kering haus
And I didn't have no cash
Dan aku tidak punya uang tunai
So I went and found a hose
Jadi saya pergi dan menemukan selang
Tore off all my clothes
Matikan semua bajuku
Turned on the water
Beralih ke air
And it shot right up my nose
Dan tembakan itu sampai ke hidungku
Some old lady came along
Beberapa wanita tua datang
And she thought I was a freak
Dan dia pikir aku orang aneh
So she beat me with a handbag
Jadi dia memukuli saya dengan tas tangan
'Til I could hardly speak
“Aku tidak bisa bicara
I was lyin' there naked
Aku ada di sana telanjang
my body badly bruised
Tubuhku memar parah
In a pool of my own blood
Di genangan darahku sendiri
Unconscious and confused
Tidak sadar dan bingung
Well the cops came and got me
Nah, polisi datang dan menangkapku
And threw me in their van
Dan melemparkan saya ke dalam van mereka
And I woke up on the ceiling
Dan aku terbangun di langit-langit
And I couldn't find my hand
Dan aku tidak bisa menemukan tanganku
They took me to the judge
Mereka membawa saya ke hakim
His eyes were glowing red
Matanya bersinar merah
The coutroom was filled
Coutroom itu terisi
With witches and the dead
Dengan penyihir dan orang mati
Well the sherrif was a hellhound
Nah sherrif itu anjing neraka
With fangs and claws
Dengan taring dan cakar
The prisioners were tied up
Para prisioner diikat
And chained to the walls
Dan dirantai ke dinding
The air was getting thick
Udara mulai kental
The smoke was getting thicker
Asap semakin tebal
The judge read the verdict
Hakim membacakan putusan tersebut
Said, “cut off his head”
Said, “potong kepalanya”
Well they placed me on the alter
Nah mereka menempatkan saya pada alter
And he raised up the axe
Dan dia mengangkat kapaknya
My head was about explode
Kepalaku meledak
When I noticed the marshall stacks
Saat aku melihat tumpukan marshall
I noticed all the smoke machines
Saya melihat semua mesin asap
Cameras and the lights
Kamera dan lampu
Some guy with a microphone
Beberapa pria dengan mikrofon
Running around dancing in tights
Berjalan menari di celana ketat
And I noticed the crew
Dan aku melihat kru
And the band playing down below
Dan band ini bermain di bawah
And I realized I was in a rock video
Dan aku sadar aku sedang dalam video rock
So I went and joined the band
Jadi saya pergi dan bergabung dengan band ini
And I went out on tour
Dan saya pergi tur
And I smoked a lot of heroin
Dan saya merokok banyak heroin
And I passed out in manure
Dan saya pingsan dengan pupuk kandang
I made out with the groupies
Aku membuat dengan kelompok
Started fires backstage
Mulai menyala di belakang panggung
Made a lot of money
Membuat banyak uang
And I gave it all away
Dan aku memberikan semuanya
Well the band got killed
Nah band terbunuh
So I started a solo career
Jadi saya memulai karir solo
And I won all the awards
Dan aku memenangkan semua penghargaan itu
And I drank all the beer
Dan saya minum semua bir
I opened up a taco stand
Aku membuka taco stand
Just to smell the smell
Hanya untuk mencium baunya saja
Cooking with the devil
Memasak dengan iblis
Fryin' down in hell
Fryin ‘di neraka