I fell down
saya jatuh
To my bended knees,
Untuk lutut saya yang tertekuk,
Saying, “I dig farmers,
Mengatakan, “Saya menggali petani,
Don't shoot me, please!”
Jangan tembak aku! “
He cocked his rifle
Dia memiringkan senapannya
And began to shout,
Dan mulai berteriak,
“You're that travelin' salesman
“Anda adalah salesman travelman itu
That I have heard about.”
Itu sudah kudengar. “
I said, “No! No! No!
Saya berkata, “Tidak, tidak!
I'm a doctor and it's true,
Saya seorang dokter dan itu benar,
I'm a clean-cut kid
Aku anak yang bersih
And I been to college, too.”
Dan aku juga kuliah. “

Then in comes his daughter
Lalu di datang putrinya
Whose name was Rita.
Siapa namanya Rita.
She looked like she stepped out of
Dia tampak seperti melangkah keluar
La Dolce Vita.
La Dolce Vita.
I immediately tried to cool it
Saya langsung mencoba untuk mendinginkannya
With her dad,
Dengan ayahnya,
And told him what a
Dan katakan padanya apa a
Nice, pretty farm he had.
Bagus, cukup bertani dia.
He said, “What do doctors
Dia berkata, “Apa yang dokter
Know about farms, pray tell?”
Tahu tentang peternakan, doakan saja? “
I said, “I was born
Saya berkata, “Saya lahir
At the bottom of a wishing well.”
Di bagian bawah sebuah harapan. “

Well, by the dirt 'neath my nails
Nah, dengan kotoran ‘di kuku saya
I guess he knew I wouldn't lie.
Kurasa dia tahu aku tidak akan berbohong.
“I guess you're tired,”
“Saya rasa Anda lelah,”
He said, kinda sly.
Katanya, agak licik.
I said, “Yes, ten thousand miles
Saya berkata, “Ya, sepuluh ribu mil
Today I drove.”
Hari ini aku menyetir. “
He said, “I got a bed for you
Dia berkata, “Saya punya tempat tidur untuk Anda
Underneath the stove.
Di bawah kompor.
Just one condition
Hanya satu syarat
And you go to sleep right now,
Dan Anda pergi tidur sekarang,
That you don't touch my daughter
Bahwa Anda tidak menyentuh anak perempuan saya
And in the morning, milk the cow.”
Dan di pagi hari, susu sapi. “

I was sleepin' like a rat
Aku tidur seperti tikus
When I heard something jerkin'.
Saat aku mendengar sesuatu jerin ‘.
There stood Rita
Di sana berdiri Rita
Lookin' just like Tony Perkins.
Lookin ‘seperti Tony Perkins.
She said, “Would you like to take a shower?
Dia berkata, “Apakah Anda ingin mandi?
I'll show you up to the door.”
Saya akan menunjukkannya ke pintu. “
I said, “Oh, no! no!
Saya berkata, “Oh, tidak, tidak!
I've been through this before.”
Aku pernah mengalami ini sebelumnya. “
I knew I had to split
Aku tahu aku harus berpisah
But I didn't know how,
Tapi aku tidak tahu bagaimana,
When she said,
Saat dia berkata,
“Would you like to take that shower, now?”
“Apakah Anda ingin mandi itu sekarang?”

Well, I couldn't leave
Yah, aku tidak bisa pergi
Unless the old man cha
Kecuali orang tua cha