Then two hippies in a Chevy's puffin' grass an' sippin' wine
Lalu dua hippie di anggur puffin ‘rumput’ sippin milik Chevy
'Bout fourteen mile south-east a' Council Bluffs
“Empat belas mil di sebelah tenggara sebuah ‘Council Bluffs
They's passin' 'round the peace-pipe
Mereka melewati pipa perdamaian
When we caught 'em with our flashlight
Saat kami menangkap mereka dengan senter kami
An' Willard's hairy hands applied the cuffs.
Tangan berbulu Willard mengoleskan borgol.
I says, “Boys you got some trouble
Saya berkata, “Anak laki-laki Anda mengalami masalah
You committin' herb-i-cide.
Anda committin ‘ramuan-i-cide.
We just gonna hafta get this situation under control
Kami hanya akan mengendalikan situasi ini
'Cause I'm Fairweather Lewis, an' this here's Willard Clark
Karena aku Fairweather Lewis, dan ini adalah Willard Clark
We the Pottawattamie County Weed Patrol.”
Kami Patroli Tempur Pottawattamie County. “

Then we spied ol' Marvin Kline a-headin' south on twenty-nine
Kemudian kami melihat Marvin Kline di selatan pada tanggal dua puluh sembilan
Like a midnight auto ac-cessory store on wheels
Seperti toko asesor mobil tengah malam di atas roda
His trunk was full a' hub caps
Kopernya penuh dengan ‘tutup hub
An' his back seat full a' tires
Sebuah kursi belakangnya penuh dengan ban
When we picked him up and made him spread his heels
Saat kami menjemputnya dan membuatnya melebarkan tumitnya
I says, “Hands up-on the wall, boy
Saya berkata, “Tangan ke atas – di dinding, Nak
You allowed t' make one call
Anda membiarkan t ‘membuat satu panggilan
We just gonna hafta get this situation under control
Kami hanya akan mengendalikan situasi ini
Cause, see, I'm Fairweather Lewis, an' this here's Willard Clark
Sebab, lihat, aku Fairweather Lewis, dan ini adalah Willard Clark
We the Pottawattamie County Rip-off Patrol.”
Kami Patroli Pottawattamie County Rip-off. “

Then Orval Hinkle left the Go-Go Club on his brand-new motor-sickle
Kemudian Orval Hinkle meninggalkan Go-Go Club dengan sabit motor barunya
Runnin' stop-lights, raisin' hell an' causin' accidents
Lampu berhenti di Runnin, menimbulkan kecelakaan ‘sebab-akibat’
His brain was doin' wheelies
Otaknya berputar
An' his blood was three-two beer
Dan darahnya tiga bir
When we nailed him in his driveway at his residence
Saat kami memakukannya di halaman rumahnya di kediamannya
I says, “Orval, you're in trouble boy
Saya bilang, “Orval, Anda bermasalah
But if you'll blow this here balloon up
Tapi jika Anda akan meniup balon ini ke atas
We gonna get your situation under control
Kami akan mengendalikan situasi Anda
Now I'm Captain Fai
Sekarang aku Kapten Fai